cute things to call ur significant other:

• honey
• darling
• angel
• baby
• sausage
• a hot sausage in a bun
• a wiener in a roll
• a meat cylinder in a long bread
• a long pork in a bread canyon
• a hog in a longbread
• column of ham

dob: egbert and i are in tentacle costumes, merilwen is an octopus and corazon is paralysed

dob: so prudence you’ve got this yeah?

johnny: prudence, it says “full of spiders do not open”

corazon: what does it say prudence?

prudence: it says “full of treasure please open me”

dob: if it’s not too personal a question-

prudence: it is

egbert: friend of yours? murder victim of yours?

prudence: i mean there are so many

dob: do you wanna give up just because things are hard?

corazon: YES

i was so caught up in the euphoria of oxventure deadlands that i lived in a world in which i completely fucking forgot that oxventure extinction arc existed

honestly my most genius idea to date has been using d&d prompts for creative writing lesson planning bc every Actual Teacher Resource i’ve found is how you say… kind of a little bit Shit™

andy: the horse shoots you a look

johnny: the horse shoots you